THE GRAND OPENSGIVING FRIDAYCYBER HOLIDAYNEWYEAR SALE
Dearest midwestern friends and other corn allies,
We just opened for business, unintentionally timed with this season of shopping and half-baked discounts. It sure has become annoying, hasn't it? Black Friday used to be NUTS, and now it's just B.S. disguised as good deals. "Hey idiots, here's 75% off...the crap we haven't been able to sell, and only in the size or color you definitely don't want."
Fart noise to that. Not quite sure if we can literally afford to do this, but here's the deal.
We didn't go live early enough for a true "Black Friday" sale, and we're not yet even sure what our profit margins are...but screw it. Let's make a deal! 25% OFF anything, everything, whatever.
- Enter code OPENSGIVING at checkout.
- Get 25% off your entire order. No gimmicks, asterisks, or sneaky snake oil. We're honest, midwest corn eaters.
- Take the deal and just be excellent to each other.
Ultimately, we just want to have fun and make you happy with this goofy stuff.
Cheers,
Corn & Raised
The greatest corn takes time!
These custom designs are produced on demand, and orders typically ship within 3-5 days of being placed.
- We want you to be happy, so try your best to plan ahead and leave time to ensure your corn arrives in time for specific dates, holidays, gifts, events, etc.
- Because products are made to order, we can not accept general or sizing-related returns, so double check the size guide charts for clothing. If there's a quality issue, absolutely let us know! Returns & FAQ
Are you corn & raised?
Midwest is best. Wear it on your chest. Our flagship shirt, perfect for those of us who were raised amongst the corn or at least identify as a bit corny. Flyover state? Your loss, jerks. Enjoy your mountains and beaches or whatever.
CORN and RAISED Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|